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Sanity For Sale
Spring 2012 Catalog

Happiness

Free smiles and giggles, plus a coupon worth $50 toward Self-Actualization. A perfect gift for any occasion. This large bottle of happiness comes wrapped in a cloud with a real rainbow ribbon.

Security

Tired of locks, codes, passwords, bullet-proof vests and restraining orders? Try a little security for a change. This six-month supply of security comes in lightweight but tough aluminum packets, so you can always have some with you,

Peace

A premium quality product, hand-made for each customer to his or her specifications. Constructed with the most delicate components, yet able to withstand the rigors of everyday life for up to eight months.

Satisfaction

Wear it with pride and make a lasting impression. The satisfaction atomizer is available in two sizes. Satisfaction is perfect with any outfit and blends with any fragrance, but it won't go unnoticed.

Confidence

Compact and durable, you can take it anywhere! Available in three shades of assurance. Two roomy zippered pockets for Security and Satisfaction. Buy one for a friend and save!

Pride

Needs no introduction. Can be worn around the neck or the waist, with a simple, secure fastener that won't let you down. Makes a great gift...

Self-Actualization

The ultimate luxury. This premium package includes special editions of Esteem and Sanity. Once you have tried self-actualization, you will never be the same again.